Woot
I find this [here] very very informative and in-depth.
After reading everything, I find that it’s quite accurate in describing my personality.. accurate to the point of being creepy actually.
I seem to be the physical manifestation of Cancer the Crab.. 99%, if I dare say so myself. lol
aite, moving on,
Ytd the auntie in me came out again, I went NTUC and bought sheetloads of weirdo things. No pics for now? (i may decide to, later)
A list, I shall give:
1) Thirsty Hippo Dehumidifier (Generally speaking, this items are quite effective, it’s just that the carrefour ones I bought previously were not really ‘top grade’, so I trying this Thirsty Hippo one)
2) Some kinda antiseptic + Air freshening spray. Claims to eliminates germs and bacteria. but what really caught my attention was the fact that it could be used on keyboards. so just buy.
3) Some sort of shoe freshener spray. It’s like a cylinder, you place it into your shoe, push it down, and there are two ‘nozzles’ at the front and back that will release the contents inside. I find it chin interesting, so just buy to play play around with.
I also opened
Jasmine and Lavender. Wah abit of regret!!! Even though the pouches are small and fragrance beads afew, this little brats pack quite a punch! now my whole room smells of a freaking Lavender + Jasmine garden! URGHH. I’m sure those blardy Green apples ones are gona make me hungry!!
Well that’s all I guess?
Misanthropic
Misanthropy is a general dislike, distrust, or hatred of the human species, or a disposition to dislike and/or distrust other people. The term is also applicable to those who self-exile themselves or become loners because of the aforementioned feelings. The word comes from the Greek words μίσος (“hatred”) and άνθρωπος (“man, human being”). A misanthrope or misanthropist is a person who dislikes or distrusts humanity as a general rule.
Definition take from [here]
You Are 61% Misanthropic |
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Nice, I didn’t know there is a definition for such behaviors. well guess I’m not the only one.
once again, Lady Luck has shown her distaste in me.
lol. AGAIN!
I have the tendency to buy my birth date, year of birth and NRIC number on my bdays.
But for this year i only bought my birth date and year of birth, Sat and Sun draw.
Sat is just totally not even close, so nvm that.
Today… well i buy 1986, first prize open 0986…. this one still ok, cause had i buy my NRIC oso, I would have been even more ‘grab balls’!!! My first 4 IC digit is 8618. 2nd prize open 8681. -______________-
SONG BO! This is already the 4th time. lol
gah. ali ali oxy freeeeee! ok time to iron clothes. out!
PS: Bad as I like ye, it’s worse without ye.
Future songs update
Yep. Time again for future songs update. Missed out June one for some reason.
Managed to obtain some July hits that I find to be not bad, so this shall be a June/July update!
(Pardon me, not gona embed youtube for now. Reasons stated here)
Moving on,
June’s Update
1. Q(of 112) – Crazy Crazy (Highly Recommended)
2. Fat Joe Feat. Lil Wayne & The Game – Aint Sayin Nuthin (remix) (Recommended)
3. Paula Abdul – Dance like there is no tomorrow (Konvict Remix) (Highly Recommended)
4 Paula Abdul – Dance like there is no tomorrow (Oakenfold Remix) (Recommended)
5. Paula Abdul – Dance like there is no tomorrow (Recommended)
6. Busta Rhymes Feat. Lil Wayne, Nas, The Game, Big Daddy Kane, Spliff Starr & Reek Da Villian – Dont Touch Me (Remix)
7. Lil Kim – Respirator (Nice bass!)
8. Lil Wayne – On Me
9. Chris Brown feat. Bow Wow & Hurricane Chris – Picture Perfect
10. Rick Ross ft. Pharrell – Get down (Recommended)
11. Robin Thicke – Magic (YES! This is the Samsung Hp commercial Music! MAGIC MAGIC MAGIC!)
12. Rock City – Hip Hop is Changing (Follows the music of Hip hop saved my life by Lupe) (Recommended)
13. Son-D-Lyte Feat. Akon & Kaye Styles – Shawty (Official Remix) (Recommended)
14. Donnie Klang Feat. Ja Rule & Diddy – Take U There (Remix) (NICE BASS! Highly Recommended)
15. The Game Feat. Travis Barker – Dope Boys (Highly Recommended!!)
16. Three 6 Mafia Feat. Project Pat – Built Like Dat
17. Thrillville – Tonight (Recommended)
18. Soulja Boy – Crank It (Travis Barker Remix) (RECOMMENDED)
Now for July’s update!
1. Slim (of 112) feat. Shawty Lo & Yung Joc – So Fly (Remix)
2. Click Ft. Chris Brown – Get it Get it (Recommended)
3. David Banner feat. Jazze pha – Fly
4. Busta Rhymes ft. Lil Wayne & (Ludacris Prod. By Cool N Dre) – Throw It Up
I realized July’s songlist not very good. Oh well.
OUT!
I am the Dark Horse
5 powerhouses are in this categories, so that makes me the dark horse.
I am seriously very very surprised that I got nominated.
during the nomination period, I only voted for ONE blog(not mine lar, duh) as I couldn’t really think of any other blogs to nominate..
blame it on my nonchalant nature towards subjects such as this.
Blogging to me is 80% feel, 20% audience and seriously, pardon me for my bluntness, I don’t really care much for such superficial things. (i just enjoy voting, somehow it gives me a false sense of power……….. WHAT?! *shrugs)
NOT saying that I don’t want attention(I am but a human) but i just find it hassleful to get myself thrown into the limelight and having to put TOO MUCH of my emotions and feelings in just to satisfy/explain everything to my readers.
If only I have someone to handle all the PR for me… gah.
..So Why write this??
Well the purpose of this post is just a way of saying THANK YOU to the one(s) who nominated me.
Even though you guys have darn poor eyesight, I really do appreciate it.
Actually I also never do much voting lei, cause most of the categories… I realised I totally no interest in.
I mean..
3) Insightful blogs makes me fall asleep on my desk (Seriously)
4) I don’t really emphasize on the amount/quality of photos on one’s blog.. So…
5) The only podcast I’ve ever heard/seen and not fall asleep are those from here. donnoe lei, i just think Mr brown is cute. hahaha! ok seriously, I ain’t really a ‘radio’ sorta guy.. and I only JUST started to find FD and Glenn funny on Class 95. SOoooo yeah.
6) I don’t find those 4 nominations under ‘most controversial’ as controversial… I did however! have ONE perfect nomination to give. but it appeared only ytd… way after the whole thing got finalised… so too bad so sad. (if there was a nomination for most dumbo and idiotic post, I would have nominated it too!)
9) For most insightful post, please see number 3.
11) I don’t trust reviews. I mean everybody has their own taste and opinions. go get the damn thing to test it out yourself.
12) For best photopost, please see number 4.
So there you have it. My opinions. MY GODDAMN FUCKING OPINIONS!
SO PLEASE! STOP THINKING FAR UNTIL DONNOE WHERE AND POST IMAGINARY COMMENTS ABOUT ME ON MY BLOG!!!
I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE YOU ONE! BLARDY COOKIE IF I WERE TO SEE A COMMENT I DEEM TOO RETARDED FOR AGES 3 AND BELOW!
*arhem*
We all have our own opinions and reasons for voting, no matter how weird it is:
You may vote for this guy cause he spews vulgarities like a verbal assault specialist and you get horny when people do that.
You may vote for this girl simply because her boobs are bigger than yours.(moobs included)
YOU MAY EVEN vote for this guy.. simply because you like how his head floats in midair.
Whatever the reasons, we all have it. I am only different because I voice it out openly.
I am not implying anything, Neither am I ‘dictating’ whose blog is WORTHY and/or UNWORTHY. My posts(99% of them) are not laden with hidden agendas, super strong pepper and/or UBER salty salt.
NEITHER am I saying that my blog is the ONE TRUE BLOG and everything I post makes your com overload with awesome-ness while just loading the fonts and thus explodes in a big fiery ball visible from outer space.
I cannot do that. Cause my England is not that powderful.
In short, I post my own TRUE and SIMPLYJOE SIMPLE opinions here on my blog so that I can SHARE it with people who gives a damn and ultimately, opinions + blog = Perfect, no?
SO PLEASE
stop making an ASS out of U and ME.
THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
PS: In case ya wondering, I did not vote for myself. I mean I’m not touting my own horn, but my strong sense of fairness prevents me from doing so.. I will just feel like I’m cheating.
All the New Lines!
image via [here] right click>new tab/window to enlarge. goddamn blardy hell. i hate my blog! XD lol
wow. I’ve heard of the new circle line but I didn’t know there was a Downtown Line!
This is handy if ya want to know where exactly all this new lines are stopping.
eh… moving on,
How to be photogenic?
…ok wait. I think I shall blog about being photogenic later at night/tmr. Cause I need peeks to make it moar.. exciting!
prepare for some scary photos!!!! muahahahahhahaha!!!!!
Blogs that I hate.
Ok not really a list of the blogs that I hate, but rather some of the things bloggers put/do/make on their blogs that can almost immediately make me click on the ‘X’ button on the top right hand corner of my browser without even assessing the blogger’s writing style.
Do note though, this does not really apply if in the first place, you know the blogger well and/or has some sort of favoritism for him/her.
Here we go!
THIS IS RANKED! IN ORDER OF MOST IRRITATING TO LEAST IRRITATING.
1. Black background + White fonts = Pisses me off immensely. I get ghosting and my head spins after reading them for about 5 mins. I ABSOLUTELY ADHOR that!
2. Ads. The sight of ads seriously pisses me off whenever I visit a blog. My stand has always been this:
Blog because you FEEL like it, not because you THINK you should. Why plod a fucking factory right smack in the middle of a beautiful forest?? tsk tsk.
But let’s face it, ads on blogs are so common this days. I’d be glad if out of 10 blogs I visit, 2 doesn’t have something related to NN or whatever. So I’ve more or less toned down my analism on this issue. Nowadays, 5 ads is the most I can tahan, AND they must be neatly arranged and NOT obstructive.
As long as I see it without me searching for it, I’d deem it as obstructive.
3. Embedding music. man. darn irritating, especially when it’s in the middle of the night and you forgot to turn down the vol. of your speakers, than suddenly WWA WAA WAAAW WAAAWWAAWWA SATAN BAM BAM BAM HELLHELL BAMMM BAMMM 666 BONK!!! some heavy metal music starts to play. =.=
If there is a stop button for your ‘music player’, I will press it and CONTINUE to read your blog. If there isn’t any. HAHA then even if you write like Mr brown I will also click the ‘X’ button.
(I mean if you want to embed, at least turn auto-play off! very easy one what right or not? respect the readers and the readers will respect you!)
4. Fancy Fancy &darn boliao functions. For example: cannot highlight, copy and/or paste, stupid pop up box when I come and/or go, decorating my mouse pointer without my permission, ‘Snowing’ in your blog, etc. etc.
ALL I WANT IS TO READ WHAT YOU’VE TYPED! nuff said.
5. Many MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANY MANYYYYYYYYYY photos, Then 3 words only.
www.flickr.com nuff said.
6. Slow loading. I think this applies to all website i visit, not just blog. so yeah. ….I mean, You like slow loading MEH!?
7. Navigation. To go here, please click here, then click here and here and then here to go back to here and then if you want to go here click this one next to go here. click finish liao please click here. …How about I just click the X button?
8. This is somehow related to point number 7. Poor design. I mean oh my god. I have to search for 30seconds just to find the blardy main page link! (when i’m reading a permalink) THAT is seriously wtf.
9. Again, related to number 7 and this time, 8. NO main page link AT ALL. usually people will put their’s on the title of their blog. but some blogs I’ve encountered TOTALLY don’t have this function! So If I want to go back, I have to GO to the URL bar and input their blog’s url. how lame….
10. Scary looking people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh come’on, I AM BUT A HUMAN!!
(ok ok, to be fair, if ya write well, I won’t kpkb so much, just.. try your best not to camwhore too much yeah? *feels like author is talking to himself… hmm)
Again, let me just emphasize the fact that I’m not very anal when it comes to my friend’s blog. slightly irritated, yeah. But I can live with it. (though it wouldn’t hurt if ya were to change!!! 
lol )
This post is just my thoughts on blogs THAT I HAVE NEVER EVER VISITED before.. and seriously speaking, I don’t think I’d ever go back should you fall under any or all of this points I’ve made so far.
Unless you belong to the latter half, (6-10) then I may or may not continue to read just so I can see whether or not your writing is worth it for me to tahan.
Ultimately, it’s a blog right? Simple, easy. =D
PS: yeah yeah I noe I have my own cons. Not happy, just shoot. I will change, should I feel like it. Remember, I owe you nothing.
=D
Next topic shall be about ‘what kind of writing style/topics on your blog I hate the most’. hmm.. that one should be short lar.
urgh. too much cheese.
Went for ping outing cum bday celebration at Peperoni’s(Greenwood avenue) (not say i want to say what, but is really chin wulu!! but ok lar, at least the food there not bad. Thanks Jerrick for the recommendation!)
Had a great time. Just that I ate too much cheese and I’m not really in the mood to blog or whatever as I’m feeling ghay sick, other than that everything was fun lar.
Thanks to Fatlay and Lantern for the ‘tamade-gona-make-me-jog-3-moar-rounds-from-now-on’ cake.
Thanks to the rest
1) Jerrick
2) Sheylara
3) Nadnut
4) Uniquefrequency
5) DaphneEEEEEEEEEEEEeeee
6) Floating head of doom (So smarty smarty today. pui)
7) Claudia (Bday girl too!)
8 ) Claudia’s bang (does he have a blog? if so do let me noe, i’ll link him up)
9) Arzhou (I am not drunk. really!)
10) Uzyn
11) Sekling
12) ironicgamer (Bro, let me know if i link wrongly, you jitao is many many brogs!)
13) Ruifang
14) Daniel
15) Rinaz
for the bday song and etc. etc.
Before I go, some peeks.
My bosses! Angie and Mike. At first I feel feel inside like machiam those ornamental vase and perhaps maybe a picture frame. Opened it up and the first thing I said was
SIMI LAN CHEOW?
end up the vase = heineken, picture frame = Merci lol
kns. -.-
hahaha obviously you should know which one i heart the most.
Nice people they are! =D
YAY!
before I go, I would just like to say that hor, ALLLLL PEEKTURES TAKEN TODAY DOES NOT REPRESENT THE TRUE ME! I AM VERY SHAGGED AND RAGGED TODAY! DUE TO WORK AND THE FREAKING CHEESE!
and for some reason, I didn’t have time to shave.
So please. do not be fooled!!
PS: Sorry to the 3 pretty ladies who took the cab with me today, I didn’t really felt like talking due to the cheese and the tiredness. So my apologies if I made you girls felt uneasy.
And Sheylara, I’ll pass you the money for the cab back the next time we meet. =D
THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN PINGSTERSSSSS! ROCK ON!!!!
this post is gay.
JJ is a man of few words, he doesn’t say hi, neither does he say bye. he oso don’t say sorry when he cocks up (for eg. step on your toe, I kena before ok!)
yes/no/sorry to him is just a simple = ‘hmm’
Ya might say he’s rude, but i am just gona say he is teh kewls.
So I was quite surprised when he actually drew this for me.
Even though I noe he must have been uber UBER UBER UBERRRRRR Bored hence he drew the pic, I still gotta say man, this is one heck of a rare gem from him.
Thanks bro, ya the BEST!!
OKKKK I REALLY SOUND DAMN GAY RIGHT NOW! So let me just say he is 2nd best only.The one that really mattered was the one from sweets.
not as fancy as JJ’s, but it really meant sheetloads.
And thanks to the rest who actually remembered and wished me. you guys rox! (those who didn’t, i’m so gona go your house hang pig head after 3rd of july!!11!one!eleven)
=D
that is all.
